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Check out the boardwalk of arcade games and try your hand at the exciting game 'Pin the Goiter on the Endo'. You will be blind-folded, spun in circles and given the chance to pin a huge goiter to your favorite endo.

Check out the TSH RingToss and see if you can land a ring on a peg in the normal zone.

Take a visit to the awesome Thyro-Funhouse where hypo mirrors instantly add 50 pounds. See the hyper mirrors which instantly make you 30 pounds thinner.

Don't forget to check out the wild animal exhibit. Our newest display will be the neither rare nor elusive hybrid drug company rep. We have obtained one that talks although it only has learned one phrase to date, "Ah-h-h, thyroid disease: One little pill a day and you'll be just fine.' Visitors are not permitted to throw objects at the captive rep!

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