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By Mary Shomon, About.com Guide to Thyroid Disease since 1997

Damaged Care -- Managed Care With a Twist!

Sunday August 29, 2004

What do you get when you combine two theatrically frustrated doctors who have battled the managed care system? You get "Damaged Care," a satirical comedy revue written and performed by two physicians, Greg LaGana, M.D., and Barry Levy, M.D. The musical comedy tackles health care in America and features songs about managed care, cyber-doctors, doctors' bad handwriting, and more. Here are some hilarious lyrics from one of their songs, "Have a Test..."

Have a test, have a test, heed our simple free request
Drawing blood just takes a moment
So sit back and sing along

Have a test, have a test, you don't have to get undressed
No one's health is perfect anymore,
And we'll find out what's wrong.

Have a test, have a test, we detect disease the best
We call it: Check-in, Check-up, and Check-out,
So, put your life in order, come and pass some water
And be blessed, have a test, have a test.

(Have a Test, Copyright. Greg LaGana and Barry Levy)


Visit the Damaged Care website at www.damagedcare.com.

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